"While it is bad enough that he dribbled radioactive Polonium-210 all across Europe and the UK before he got it into Letvinenko’s tea," said Britain’s MK5 ‘s fashionista department, " His suit and tie is a far worse offense, and should be shot on sight, without a trial. How unfortunate that Lugovoi may still be wearing the suit when it happens."
Russian authorities took immediate offense. "Extradition is not possible under our constitution, no matter how badly our citizens dress. Our billionaire oligarchs have no better taste in suits than Lugovoi."
"Admittedly," they added, "His look would have pulled together better if his tie had matched the striped orange and white traffic cone behind him in the photo".
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